Kitty-Cat Dinner Time

I have to go feed my cats. I am a half hour late getting their dinner to them. They like to eat at 4:30 in the afternoon, because they seem to be 98 year old humans in cat bodies when it comes to food. I am afraid to go feed them because they become angry ravenous beasts when I’m even a minute late with their blood sacrifices. I hope they enjoy the dead animals I am serving them for dinner this evening. Please wish me luck, and if you do not hear from me again, you know what happened.

Based on true events.